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And thanks for all the views, guys!

:iconfluttershyyayplz::iconsaysplz:You rock! Woohoo!

[EDIT] Almost forget, since it was all on the last image.

LET'S GET PHONETIC UP IN THIS BITCH!
Orange - rənj or rənj
Hinge - hinj

Outside of dialect, they do not rhyme. We can battle semantics, but at the end of the day, they're only "near-rhymes".
Not that there aren't a few things that do rhyme with orange (even if I haven't found any that are accepted as true "words"; the ones I've seen being proper nouns or portmanteaus), but "door hinge" and "hinge" do not. [/EDIT]

[EDIT2] Oops. I forgot shadows. Hey, it's a simple mistake! This pic took all of 3 hours from blank canvas to full color, and the entire coloring process was done in my underwear in the dark while listening to British soft rock. These things happen. XD [/EDIT2]

[EDIT3] So many edits. Okay, I re-added the warning. Eh, why not? It's just a click from seeing it anyway. [/EDIT3]

[EDIT4] Clean Version [/EDIT4]
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:iconkilleroreoxd:
KillerOreoXD Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013
damn orange Y NOTHING RHYME WITH YOU?!
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:iconcosmicwaltz:
CosmicWaltz Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Or silver. Or purple.

I think colors just hate English.
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:iconaccount-potato:
account-potato Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013
Borange rhymes with Orange. It's the only word in the english language that does.
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:iconportalseeker:
PORTALSEEKER Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
doorhinge
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:iconsouldragonwithflow:
SoulDragonWithFlow Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Ah applejack,something trubbles you no?
and you wish for a solution before you go..

ya zacora, i dont know what to do, i think...
i think im in love with Rainbow.

applejack a problem this is not,
for RD too loves you a lot.
if you wish to be happy my farmyard friend,
your feelings for the one you love you must not pretend

what in the hay ate u on about!

if you wish to be happy,
to tell her is the key,
if you do this,
then in bed with RD you will soon be.
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:iconcosmicwaltz:
CosmicWaltz Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You got an awful lot out of Zecora dropping a rhyme and swearing. O.o
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:iconsouldragonwithflow:
SoulDragonWithFlow Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
haha :)indeed i did
thats what insperation is about no?
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:iconcosmicwaltz:
CosmicWaltz Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Something like that. XP
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:iconsevenofeleven:
sevenofeleven Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
Applejack with the coat of reddish yellow, I have avoided
rhyming with orange and am feeling pretty mellow!

Looks great.
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:iconcosmicwaltz:
CosmicWaltz Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconzecoraplz::iconsays3plz:"Twilight, with mane so purple! ... DAMMIT!"
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:iconsevenofeleven:
sevenofeleven Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
Twilight with the mane of reddish blue,
can avoid rhyming with purple and cheat too!

Na'gonda the Zebra Psychiatrist:
Zecora's incessant rhyming is a sign of
trauma brought on by the horrible death of her Mama.
She blames herself for the terrible deed, more psychiatric
care she does need.

I will need more time in the analyst's couch, so I can get help
from rhyming too mouch, um much.
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:iconcosmicwaltz:
CosmicWaltz Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I explained Zecora's rhyming as a zebra trait connected back to Discord's first reign in another story of mine. XD
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:iconsevenofeleven:
sevenofeleven Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
Zecora: I cannot stop the rhyme because
of a curse passed down through time.
Too bad there is no device or spell that will get
me out of rhyming hell.
I can scream or curse but my rhymes will go from bad to verse!

Can I get a link to your story?
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:iconcosmicwaltz:
CosmicWaltz Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
.-:*([link])*:-.
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:iconsevenofeleven:
sevenofeleven Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012
Thanks for the link.
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:iconsunderbraze:
Sunderbraze Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Student Filmographer
"It's just in the enunciation of it. ... If you're taking the word at face value and you just say orange, nothing is going to rhyme with it exactly. If you enunciate it and you make it like more than one syllable? Orange, you could say like, 'I put my orange four-inch door hinge in storage and ate porridge with George.' So, you just have to figure out the science to breakin' down words."
- Marshall "Eminem" Mathers, interview with 60 Minutes

Basically, if you plan on taking rhyming seriously (I'm pretty sure Zecora does) you'll find a way to make it work. I seriously doubt that she would mind deviating from phonetically accurate rhymes when she feels compelled to rhyme nearly every sentence she speaks. That said, here's a few possibilities:

"Applejack, with coat of orange, would you like a bowl of porridge?" //So she has to offer her porridge, no big whoop, she cooks up a mean stew.

"Applejack, with coat of orange, welcome to my place of storage!" //Makes a little less sense, but we do store things in our house, do we not?

I've tried imagining all of the weird things Zecora must have to compromise with sometimes in order to keep her rhymes flowing, honestly, this one isn't so bad. Unless you're a grammar nazi, in which case attempting to rhyme with Zecora-level frequencies will result in hair-pulling insanity.
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Sunderbraze Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Student Filmographer
Since you specificially cited "Door hinge" I left that out as an example. Otherwise, perhaps she called AJ over for a favor?

"Applejack, with coat of orange, could you fix my broken door hinge?"

All the rhyming mumbo-jumbo aside, lovin' the drawing style. Better than mine, sir!
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:iconcosmicwaltz:
CosmicWaltz Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It's not so much the rhyming thing here. I accept that she could bend a rhyme into orange. The joke here was that phonetically, there is no non-proper/slang term that makes a true rhyme with orange, My citing of door hinge was mostly because many believe that to be a phonetic match, despite being A) two words, and B) not the right vowel sound. And because people are doing their best to undo the entire joke, not taking the time to just enjoy a laugh. XD

Glad you like it!
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:iconpsycho333:
Psycho333 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012
Awesome work =D
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:iconcosmicwaltz:
CosmicWaltz Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks!
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:iconsouthparktaoist:
SouthParkTaoist Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Door Hinge.
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:iconstarrtheskunk:
Starrtheskunk Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012
She could have said...
"Applejack, With coat of orange... Would you care to sample my horse porn?"
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:iconcosmicwaltz:
CosmicWaltz Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Damn, Zecora. Didn't know we were going that way today, but sure! XD
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:iconxenosplicer117:
xenosplicer117 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012
to change the line for an easier rhyme I would put orange coat instead
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:iconcosmicwaltz:
CosmicWaltz Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Your comment is in iambic pentameter, and I would have sworn you were going to turn it into a rhyme. XD
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:iconxenosplicer117:
xenosplicer117 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2012
yeah I kind of realized that when I finished typing
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:icondeathsimbrace:
DEATHSIMBRACE Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2012
HAVE YOU EATEN ANY PORRIDGE???
BEST I CAN COME UP WITH!
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:iconcosmicwaltz:
CosmicWaltz Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sadness? Ow.

I dunno, porridge isn't even a near rhyme, at least in my dialect. Many have said it, though.
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:icondeathsimbrace:
DEATHSIMBRACE Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012
I CAN NEVER FIND THE TIME.
TO MAKE UP A RHYME.
I'M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THYME.
OR CLEANING SOME SORT OF GRIME
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:iconcosmicwaltz:
CosmicWaltz Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Good one. XP
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:icondeathsimbrace:
DEATHSIMBRACE Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2012
MADE ON THE FLY.
WHO HAD A CLIP ON TIE.
SO PLEAS DO NOT CRY.
INSTEAD HAVE SOME PIE!
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:iconakipie:
akipie Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012
Instead, Pinkie Pie!
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:iconzyruma:
Zyruma Featured By Owner May 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Would it be too much to ask of you to make a clean version...?
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:icontitanosaur:
TITANOSAUR Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Replace F*ck with Buck. simple.
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:iconcosmicwaltz:
CosmicWaltz Featured By Owner May 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
[link]
Like that?
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:iconcosmicwaltz:
CosmicWaltz Featured By Owner May 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Uh, I guess I could.
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:iconthe-shipping-killer:
The-Shipping-Killer Featured By Owner May 4, 2012
Hah!
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:iconbrianshrode72:
brianshrode72 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012
Fuck
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:iconcosmicwaltz:
CosmicWaltz Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It rhymes with everything! :D
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:iconmayaladybug:
mayaladybug Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012
idea : apple jack with a coat of orange make sure u fix the rusty door-hedge hope i got it right
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:iconcosmicwaltz:
CosmicWaltz Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"Door hinge" rhymes with how some people say "orange", but phonetically, they don't match up. Near-rhymes, though.
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:iconzyruma:
Zyruma Featured By Owner May 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But then again, Zecora made "occur" rhyme with "monster." Silly zebra. =P
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:iconcosmicwaltz:
CosmicWaltz Featured By Owner May 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'll bend these words until they fit!
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:iconzyruma:
Zyruma Featured By Owner May 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconfluttershyyayplz: yayy...
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:iconcosmicwaltz:
CosmicWaltz Featured By Owner May 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOUDER!
XP
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:iconzyruma:
Zyruma Featured By Owner May 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*HUGE DRAMATIC GASP*

:iconfluttershyyayplz: yayy...

Later in the episode...

:iconfluttershyishappyplz:SONIC RAINBOOM! SONIC RAINBOOM! OMIGOSHOMIGOSH! YAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!!! :squee:
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:iconcosmicwaltz:
CosmicWaltz Featured By Owner May 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I need a Yay! alarm clock. I do.
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:iconsuperin7enden7:
superin7enden7 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012
thinking of a rhyme for that, makes my mind a muck
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:iconcosmicwaltz:
CosmicWaltz Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:icontwilightclapplz:
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:iconsuperbrony79:
SuperBrony79 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
DOOR HINGE! DOOR HINGE RHYMES! FUCKING GAWD!
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